The 23 year man hunt for the stupid cocksucker, known as Waldo, needs to end! And it needs to end right now! How many millions of dollars, that's tax payers money I might add, have been wasted by the government in the attempt to catch this candied caned hipster? What threat does he really possess? Other than boring the shit out of readers and wasting everyone's time?
Now this may initially make children cry, as we all know kids love activity books, but they have more important issues to focus on. Like finding international terrorist and all around cold hearted bitch, Carmen Sandiego, whose been stealing treasures since 1985 and poisining peoples minds by trying to "teach" geography. I rest my case.
Next Week: How the censoring of the words shit and fuck in our classrooms is ruining the American educational system.
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